Inflation
Give me liberty or give me five
‘cuz death won’t buy shit anymore
inflation being what it is and all
Even inflation isn’t worth much
except for tire pressure
and Trump’s ego
and the mouse in your pocket
that tells her you’re glad to see her
And speaking of liberty
we aren’t allowed to laugh enough
They ought to make farting
a competitive sport on ESPN
sponsored by Hormel’s Chili
That’d give those rebel flag-waving
good ol’ boys some serious
wood wouldn’t it?
Horror Sleaze Trash 