Jump Over Cracks
Avoid black cats.
Don’t walk under ladders.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Use a condom.
Get vaccinated.
Take your vitamins.
Wait for the green light.
Stop at the red light.
Strap the baby in.
Strap the dog in.
Get health insurance.
Eat organic food.
Wear a mask.
Don’t go out at night.
Don’t go out.
Don’t talk to strangers.
Don’t talk to anyone.
Don’t talk to yourself.
Pay your rent.
Open your mail.
Go to housing court.
Pack your bags.
Don’t be alone.
Get married.
Be quiet.
Pack your bags.
Register to vote.
Vote for the Democrat.
Vote for the lesser evil.
Don’t vote for anyone.
Pack your bags.
And never, ever step on the crack.
You will break your mother’s back.
Horror Sleaze Trash 