Uncommon Era
When your existential crisis has an existential crisis,
drink until your blood coagulates into a fine wine,
eat until your flesh turns into tasteless wafers,
take a dip in the River Styx, but not before
drowning one toe at a time to test the temperature,
then unplug the rubber stopper from the levee
below sea level after forty days of rain,
and flush us all counter-clock wise
back to the past tense.