Preacher Allgood

rejuvenation

you cheap whiskey vomit into the pig pen
bent over the fence 
with your ass in the air

and the fat sows squeal and run for the snack 
if your ass falls in and you passout
those bitches will gnaw you into another dimension

and the old woman up in the trailer
is glued to the QVC on-line
she’s spending all your money 
on a robot vacuum cleaners
and jars of rejuvenation cream 

and she’ll want to screw 
after wasting all that cash
it happens every time

but can you get it up when she spreads her thighs?

will you even make it to the door
with those sows closing in 
and your head spinning like a broken bladed fan? 

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