That Guy
He’s not a movie star, a marquee athlete,
A male model, or social media sensation.
He’s not a doctor, a lawyer, or the offspring of a wealthy family.
His last name is Shufflebottom. Scottish. He lacks the accent.
He doesn’t drive a fancy sports car or dress in designer suits.
He drives a used Honda and works in Finance. He’s an accountant.
He’s honest, has a sense of humor, always respectful,
Shows compassion for his fellow man and co-workers.
Good at his job. He holds the elevator as needed.
That type of guy.
The reason why he’s so popular is also a curse.
A nickname that has haunted him from high school
To college to the working world, maybe social media too.
Cockzilla.
Yeah. I work with him, like him, and bear witness
To his adoring subjects.
Jealous? Who wouldn’t be.
Cockzilla.
Fuck that guy.
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