Johnny Scarlotti

[i am so depressed]

my girlfriend is taking a nap

i pull up a porn site,

search : 

tiniest, blind, retarded, mental patient, quad amputee, [redacted] 

but nothing’s doing it for me lately…

except

i pull up the deep dark web video again,  a guy jerking off alone in a dark room, giving a gun a blowjob, and as he’s climaxing he pulls the trigger

i donno y this turns me on so much, i’m 100% straight

anyways, i rain cum on myself 

then forget about cleaning it up

i spend a while in the forums of a pro suicide website, just doin some research for my novel 

check to see if she’s awake

nope

i buy a bunch of stuff with her credit card

i notice the cum has dried on my chest and stomach

it’s crusty

i pick it out of the hairs

and put it on my desk

crush it up with her credit card

it looks like cheap cocaine

oh shit, she’s awake, 

watching me 

she says wUt the fUck r u doing

what can i say… 

i got us some cocaine, baby

she grabs a hundred dollar bill from her purse

rolls it up

and snorts a line

then gives me the bill

i snort a line

omg, i am so high, she says,

this is good shit

me too, i say,

i am so depressed