Judge Santiago Burdon

French Fry Etiquette 

She left me sitting alone in McDonalds
Didn’t take a bite of her Big Mac 
Or touch a single one of her  French Fries    
She grabbed her Coke then walked away 
And never even looked back
I thought about eating the fries 
Although I had lost my appetite 
It wasn’t because I was hurt by the drama 
She spreads ketchup on top of all of them
Instead of dipping each fry
I’m sure you know the type 
When it comes to eating French fries 
Her method doesn’t follow proper etiquette
Even though it bothered me I never said a word 
Because she gets pissed off so quickly 
And becomes belligerent 
I didn’t understand what just happened 
It left me totally confused 
Why did she Super Size her order
If she wasn’t going to eat the food
We had a date to go for dinner 
I couldn’t figure out why she got upset 
I told her she looked gorgeous 
But maybe a little overdressed 
She looked surprised when we arrived 
And said McDonalds you’ve got to be kidding 
How insensitive of me to take her to McDonalds for dinner 
Knowing her favorite hamburger joint is Burger King