Misery Acquaints a Man with Strange Bedfellows
In bed and at the gym: You can’t even do one?
In bed and in elementary school: Aren’t you a little old for this?
In bed and in elementary school: What do the instructions say?
In bed and at a gas station: Meet me at the pump.
In bed and on a hike: This isn’t as enjoyable as I thought.
In bed and at the hairstylist: Boy, now there’s a close shave.
In bed and at a gas station: Now I’m supposed to pay extra for that?!
In bed and at a religious service: Is that the body of Christ?
In bed and during a Supreme Court session: Go easy on me.
In bed and at the gym: Let me slip into something more comfortable.
In bed and to the Jan. 6 committee: That one guy was like an animal!
In bed and on a hike: Is that a rash?
In bed and on a hike: Did you bring all the supplies?
In bed and to a telemarketer: What can you offer?
In bed and to a telemarketer: Please don’t ever ask that again.
In bed and during a Supreme Court session: I object!
In bed and at the gym: You need a shower.
In bed and to the Jan. 6 committee: They weren’t supposed to go in there!
In bed and at the hairstylist: Just get everything out of my eyes.
In bed and in elementary school: Draw what you want.
In bed and in elementary school: Nice lunchbox.
In bed and at a religious service: Take off your cassocks.
In bed and at a religious service: Pray this works.
In bed and at the hairstylist: Please stop talking.
In bed and at a gas station: I think I need some air.
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