#satanscoredbelow850onhisSATs
on his first day of community college,
the kid wears
his best Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt
and red contact lenses.
I suppose the maroon eyes
compliment his grayish white hair.
I don’t know.
twenty years ago, I would have thought
he wanted the community college world
to know
he walked the left-handed path
lock step with Beelzebub,
and I could respect that.
I dabbled in the black arts myself
back in my youth,
dyeing my hair black
and quoting Aleister Crowley extensively.
but this kid…
I’m starting to realize
he is more interested in
masturbating to Hentai animae porn
than painting eldritch runes
on his forehead with cat’s blood.
I don’t understand this world any longer.
except to say I blame the Xbox
kids didn’t do this kind of shit
back when they
were hooked up to the 8-bit Nintendo.
Horror Sleaze Trash 