Civil Sex
Commentator: If ladies were only ladies, and gentlemen, still gentlemen, this is how it would play out…
She is luxuriating in her bed as he approaches, coming from his bedroom.
He: May I join you?
She: You have only to ask, love.
He: I would further request–
She: I thought you’d never ask. Of course.
He: I’m having trouble. It’s a little tight down there.
She: Don’t worry. I’ll provide some liquidity.
He: It’s working. With a bit of a push, I’ll be in.
She: There. I think you’ve got it.
He: There, I’m in. Oh, the gates of heaven have sprung for me.
She: I knew you’d succeed.
He: It’s warm.
She: I’m sure that’s the way you like it.
He: Ah! The squash of unwashed don’t know what they’re missing.
She: Now, that I’ve got you by your nether parts, it’s a thrill.
He: No. I don’t mind it a bit. This is bliss.
Commentator: And that’s how it’s done among the upper classes.
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