Jerk Off into a Cup and You Are Halfway There
Making a baby is easy! Jerk off into a cup and you are halfway there.
And they give you aids, not the disease, but help. So many bloody aid workers
around you get thinking that your life might be one big disaster. And Felice knew
she should have called in sick today. Sat up in bed thinking about it for many hours.
But here she was, working reception at the sperm bank when this man in a faded
denim jean jacket walked in. Are you here to make a deposit? Felice asked the man.
A withdrawal, the man said. At first, Felice thought he was trying to rob the place.
I’d like to speak to the bank manager! the man said excitedly. It wasn’t long before
the boys in blue showed up. Is there a problem here? Jesus boys, the shield has such
a lousy pension plan that you have to come down here and make a deposit
for a few extra bucks? The few men sitting in the lobby area got up and left.
Now we can be alone, that is how babies are made, the man said. The boys in blue
could try to cuff him, but he wouldn’t make it easy. Balling up his fists,
stacks of magazine rolled themselves like a personal thievery. The corporate art on
the wall grew wet with excitement. It was time to make a baby.
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