Used to Be
I waited forever
For the warm days
Of summer.
Now they’re here,
I wonder why.
I didn’t shed those
Pounds I put on
During the winter.
So the pool’s out,
The beach likewise.
I used to be a prime
Piece of a studly man.
That’s ‘used to be’.
Used to nix pussy
That I didn’t think
Met my standards.
Now, I wouldn’t turn
Nothin’ down.
Hell, the little fella’s
Blind anyway.
Horror Sleaze Trash 