Lady UPS Driver
She
is a blonde destroyer
of antiquated gender norms.
Resplendent
behind the wheel
of that iconic brown truck.
And that
iconic brown uniform
fits her perfectly –
I’m tempted
to blow the rent money
on stupid shit
I don’t even need.
Stupid shit
I don’t even want.
Just to experience
the utter bliss
of having her handle
my package.
Horror Sleaze Trash 