The Diff
Between a man and a dog?
None, except a man will only get
on his all fours when he’s drunk
or he’s looking for his keys,
a dog will piss anywhere
there is an upright object,
a man will use a urinal
or a toilet bowl even
if he misses and sprays
all over the place,
a dog will bark thanks if you
feed him the tiniest morsel
but a man will rate the meal
and be on his way,
a dog will not budge
if he’s on his last legs,
and must be carried shamelessly,
a man will soldier on
till he falls on his face.
So here’s to the nobility in both.
Horror Sleaze Trash 