Trixie Von Poleschlammar

Science Daddy

Science is a thicc-ass Daddy
Shove your findings published
in peer-reviewed journals
deep down my throat

I’m wearing tight tight yoga pants
and I’ve just wasted $100
on Doterra lavender oil
instead of vaccinating
my kids, Daddy

I’m a bad bad girl

Punish me

Lecture my ass
on the importance of
making medical decisions
based on empirical evidence

Beat the woo out of me,
Science Daddy,
so I no longer spread
harmful misinformation
just my legs


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