Fuck Politics
An angry woman complained to me
about the guns that I like jerking off to
As well as the porn that I love to shoot
with my friends
Or maybe it was the other way around
I truly can’t recall
We had a civil political debate
or at least so I thought
as her yelling was really
quite sexy
I just nodded and occasionally
tried to explain a different perspective
Her lack of knowledge about porn and small explosives
deeply saddened me
And she must have misinterpreted my words
as some kind of display of sexual prowess as well
for she told me “fuck you and your redneck friends”
She seamed like an honest person
so I unzipped my pants
and I was ready for her
Yet she never did fuck me
or any of my friends
nor did she ensure that we got fucked
And frankly I was disappointed
by her complete lack of sincerity
And now I’m considered a registered sex offender
just for trying to make her happy
Politics are truly a strange beast
Funny as fuck !
Made me laugh, anyway.
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